Dear landlady:
I want very much for us to be bosom buddies. You to invite me, for tea and to play with your daughter’s puppy. But these idyllic images are hard to keep in mind when I come home to new blinds, and a giant pile of old boxes and shades in a neat pile on my kitchen floor. And a voice mail message reminding me to take out the trash.

WHOA, that is kinda creepy. maybe very creepy.
at least she left them in a neat pile….I once had a pipe burst below my bathtub. They came in ripped up my bathtub and left. For a week.