Why is it that EVERY guy on this dating website I frequent feels the need to say that they spend their time thinking about what they would do if a zombie apocalypse happened? Does every single guy out there really spend all their time thinking about this? Or is it just lonely single guys? And if so, is a preoccupation with surviving a zombie onslaught the REASON why they are single? Or a byproduct of not being in a relationship?
See, these are the things that I spend my time thinking about. But it’s not as exciting as planning out an escape route from crazed flesh-hungry dead people.