Quotes of the Day:

Keith: “Every household needs a Keith.”

Keith: “Hi Honey, I’m home! Didja miss me honey?” Me: “Nah.” Keith: “Eh, you’re lying!”

Keith: “FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  . . . (10 sec. later) “Hey, do you wanna help me get a paper out of the machine?” Me: “No.” Keith: “Why not?!” Me: “I heard you!”

Not as good as Friday, but another quality day at work…

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