GIRLS DON’T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY….

Today I learned:

1. How to dance Huma’s dance

2. Exactly how high I can reach on the wall to nail in Christmas lights

3. Who will get married first

4. Christen is a neat freak

5. How to drive a stick shift

6. Huma is full of surprises

7. We should “watch out for strange men” in parking lots, even the ones warning us

8. Careful of the Chiquita bananas, they might be hiding a phallic banana under that costume

9. Base players have an odd attraction to them, as do spiky haired boys

10. You can always get Lili to go to Dunkin Donuts for Vanilla Chai

Our new theme song: CAN’T FIND A MAN

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