Thinking Out Loud
Sometimes I just want to shout out loud what I’m really thinking instead of hiding behind my poker face.
To jerkface boys: YOU SUCK. YOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCK!
To inconsiderate passengers on the T: Move, biatch. Get out the way.
To loud cellphone talkers: Blah blah blabbity blah
To people without an ‘off’ switch: Shut. Yo. Face.
I also used to experience daydreams of ramming bad drivers with my car, back when I used to have a car. I’m pretty sure that’s related.